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My Self-Written Eulogy
I was bored, so I decided to write my own eulogy! Morbid, eh?

"[Comanche] would like you to know that she appreciates you being here, and that the punch is spiked. She also hopes any religious people here will realize that she is either 1) a random and inconsequential collection of atoms without conscience or 2) doing the alligator crawl with Hades. In the event of the former, well, she doesn't really care either way. In the event of the latter, she hopes you can join her soon and assures you that the pomegranates are still very ripe and juicy down here. And that Hades is impressively awesome and has never heard of this "God" person whom you speak of, though he is sure that Zeus will be very happy to personally stamp your ticket for Charon (remember to give him a handsome tip - he's very busy with all the monotheists these days). If this outcome is the case, she should concede the point that there is an afterlife, but since you'll never know, she's just going to go ahead and tell you 'I told you so!' in either case. Now, enough of that, let's get this party started!"

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow (around you)
So long so long and thanks for all the fish

The world’s about to be destroyed
There’s no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the world dissolve (around you)

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots in your pregnant women

So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the fish

If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasy fish
If we could just change one thing
We would all have learnt to sing

Come one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side in life's great gene pool

So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the fish