Rusted Dreams

Why yes, I am procrastinating. Why do you ask?

I was bored, so I decided to write my own eulogy! Morbid, eh?

"[Comanche] would like you to know that she appreciates you being here, and that the punch is spiked. She also hopes any religious people here will realize that she is either 1) a random and inconsequential collection of atoms without conscience or 2) doing the alligator crawl with Hades. In the event of the former, well, she doesn't really care either way. In the event of the latter, she hopes you can join her soon and assures you that the pomegranates are still very ripe and juicy down here. And that Hades is impressively awesome and has never heard of this "God" person whom you speak of, though he is sure that Zeus will be very happy to personally stamp your ticket for Charon (remember to give him a handsome tip - he's very busy with all the monotheists these days). If this outcome is the case, she should concede the point that there is an afterlife, but since you'll never know, she's just going to go ahead and tell you 'I told you so!' in either case. Now, enough of that, let's get this party started!"

LJ's content strike has been in effect for about two hours now. I've taken a quick peek at my flist there and have seen no updates for the last four hours. This might just work! 

SUP, of course, is spitting it back in our face. Apparently, if anyone deletes their journals, the option to bring it back will be "accidentally" down until Monday. Sacrifices must be made in the name of free speech! XD

Made using the Roflbot, because I'm too lazy to do these in Photoshop.